MsDark's Mutterings

Touched by History From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (53 minutes old)

A designer popped in to see me today. He's working on a project about Morcambe and Wise and had one of Eric Morcambe's BBC diaries. He let me handle it, what a thrill and an honour. … more

Shipscook is a Prize Winner From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 hour old)

Howzabout that then - my travel guide to the Paris of Ernest Hemingway has been selected as one of the top Simonseeks travel guides for October and netted me a cool £200 in cash. Read it here if yo… more

Travelodges From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (23 hours old)

I know they are cheapish but do they really have to be so scuddy. In the one I stayed in last week the fixtures and fittings were all so wonky that when I woke up I thought I was in a German Expressio… more

Leonard Cohen From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

£90 quid for a ticket plus £4.50 booking fee. Sod that if I want to listen to something depressing I can go to work and be paid to do it. … more

Train Announcements From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

These are genuine announcements made over the train tannoy on our very long journey up to Edinburgh the other week "There will be some sort of service provided" "There is only one piece of bacon… more

Edinburgh Fire Magic and Vodka From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

Well as regular readers know we have been up and down to Edinburgh for the last few weekends only I have been too lazy to post anything thanks to that bloody virus I had the other week. So trip one… more

True Blood From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

C'mon its a bit rubbish isn't it? and aren't you just bored to the pointy back teeth with those sensitive misunderstood vampire types. Bring back proper evil blood sucking vampires like this o… more

Waiting for the Man From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (1 day old)

I'm at home waiting for an electrician. He will be here between 8 and 1pm they say. Whats the betting it will be when I am in the khazi (for Americans that is a polite form of toilet he he). Any… more

Everybodies doing it From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (2 days old)

I'm knackered so rather than expend too much creative energy writing about the weekend I thought I'd give this a go 1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? … more

Ouch! From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (2 days old)

OUCH! Clicky clicky… more

Because I don't feel like I've said it enough... From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (2 days old)

And no, it's not just about bcuk!… more

Worth a mention. From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (2 days old)

As seen at the bottom of this blog and every blog on this server: The content of this website belongs to a private person, blog.co.uk is not responsible for the content of this website. … more

how do you know when a friendship is built to last? From idontknowwhy in a little bit of me (3 days old)

I seem to be diluded, I have a tendancy to put others first and I try to see the best in people. I would say i am a good friend. I try to keep in touch I go out of my way to see people. I am there whe… more

No.7. From LandersUK in Best viewed at http://thecuntlist.iamlanders.co.uk (3 days old)

There are plenty of reasons why this man deserves to be on the list! See them all here.… more

A bug on the help pages From LandersUK in Bugs (3 days old)

See point number 2 - the google adsense one. http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/help/faq.php?cat=Pro%20membership#245… more

No.6. From LandersUK in Best viewed at http://thecuntlist.iamlanders.co.uk (4 days old)

Can be found at http://thecuntlist.iamlanders.co.uk Enjoy!… more

An email arrives... and was subsequently deleted! From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (4 days old)

Dear Landersuk, It's welcoming to see you over reacting about blog tags (even if you have deleted the entry and images) because I can see it means you're leaving blog. This is something many p… more

Shopping "up north!" From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (4 days old)

So today we headed off to Enniskillen in Northern Ireland. For those of you that don't know (and yes there are some surprisingly) Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom but Southern Ireland (… more

Friday Five From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (5 days old)

As seen here! 1. Do you have a favourite part of autumn? No. I hate it. Wet leaves make everything too slippy! 2. "It's too cold to snow!" Do you think it ever is? Yes. 3. Do you feel the… more

Lemmy Peerage News From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (5 days old)

I got a very charming letter from David Cameron this morning about my proposal for a peerage for Lemmy. In it he says "This is certainly an interesting proposal, and I am sure Lemmy would live… more

This is how its done From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (5 days old)

A lot of people round our way are whingeing about the local council having given us wheelie bins for food and garden waste. Personally I think they are much better than the bags because you can do … more

I Haz it Off! From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (5 days old)

Fat Munkey putz I in a box an takz I to the vetz thiz mornin. Vetman pokes me about an puts a cold fing on me chest then he sez I is much better, no mor flaky skin, so I'z can haz me trumpet off so… more

Friday Five - 06/11/2009 From LandersUK in Friday Five (5 days old)

With eighty-eight days between the mid-autumn equinox (23/9) and the mid-winter solstice (21/12) the 6th November is considered to be the end of autumn and the beginning of winter. It's also the … more

Four Great Religious Truths From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

My thanks to a Canadian friend for this Four Great Religious Truths During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: … more

Gordon Brown the Nuttyness goes on From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

Hardly a day goes by without Boredom Groan digging himself deeper into this drugs nonsense. His latest offering on sacking Prof Nutt is that its dangerous to be sending out mixed messages about drugs.… more

My Deleted Tags From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 days old)

Only a few but still bloody annoying customer-don't-care-a-bit-thanks | peter-cushing-must-have-needed-the-money | let-the-train-cause-the-strain… more

New BCUK Logos From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (6 days old)

I think these appear more apt and would welcome them on the BCUK home page. I'll remove ALL copyright for these. Feel free to use them. … more

Flick you blog.co.uk! From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (6 days old)

Thank flick I've been keeping another blog via my own site! (http://www.iamlanders.com) I'm not leaving but I'm cancelling my subscription and going back to being a free member. I'll still run the… more

Now Gordon Brown goes Nutts From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 days old)

I have to admit I have been enjoying seeing that class traitor Alan Johnson being exposed as the megalomaniac idiot that he is over his sacking of drugs advisor, Professor Nutt, for daring to disagree… more

Friday Five From LandersUK in Best viewed at www.iamlanders.com (11 days old)

As seen here. 1. Are you superstitious? No but I do salute magpies because my nan always did. 2. Are you attending or hosting a halloween party this year? No, I'm working and that's horror eno… more